D*ck Painting: A Portrait Of Your Happy Little Tree

D*ck Painting: A Portrait Of Your Happy Little Tree photo

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Harpytalons

I am rediscovering my love of painting. I've been told I'm decent. Help me practice by comissioning an original artwork of your d*ck.

Send me your best 3 photos of your d*ck. We'll email to discuss which shot would work best for your painting.

Please note: I will be experimenting with artistic style and color. I will work in studio acrylics for this listing (oils take too long to dry).

You will recieve a medium sized stretched canvas, up to 10"x10" but dimensions may vary. Painting will be dried, sealed and sent by usps priority mail.

200.00 USD


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