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Harpytalons
15.00 USD
Harpytalons
You're a cheap a**hole and now it's time to pay the Harpy. You're a cheapsk*te skinflint miserly a**hole and you know it. Every time someone tells you you're a cheapa**, you drag your pathetic self over here and pay your tax. Every time you try to haggle with one of the fine sellers on this platform trying to make a living, you pay tribute to me. Every time you skip a tip, go to the dollar store, buy something off-brand, use a groupon, f**king steal a sugar packet.... you drag your bogus, scroungy, second-rate self over here and you pay me. You pay me not because you've got something to prove. You're not showing anyone that you aren't cheap. You pay me because deep down in your stingy soul you know you're a covetous, parsimonious, ungrateful, tightfisted a**hat. You should be ashamed. Did you want something in return for your money? Too bad, so sad. You should have spent it on nicer people and nicer stuff when you had the chance. But you didn't because you're a penny-pinching sh*tbag. Rules: Pay up and shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't message me. Just don't. You f*cking cheapsk*te.
10.00 USD
Harpytalons
I will craft you an original poem about your d*ck. You can choose the tone/focus: Funny, Sweet, Praise, Humiliation, Whimsical, Honorable, etc.... Or I can choose for you. The form of poetry will be my choice. Including but not limited to: sonnet, rondel, sestina, blank verse, or more. Send me up to 5 photos of your d*ck, and a description of its likes/dislikes and its personality, and it's proud and not so proud moments. Your original poem will be delivered as a decorative Printable PDF file. 🌈LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY🌈 Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns If pronouns are uncommunicated I will a**ume He/Him/His
50.00 USD
CelinaaaM
Look at these 3 bu*t hole pics that showed the back and my bu*t hole
5.00 USD
GymgirlB
Naughty nudes during my flight home 😈 Short teasing clips available too! Message me 💋
5.00 GBP