I Will Name Your D*ck: Full Name + Optional Title

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Harpytalons

"What's in a name? That which we call a d*ck by any other name...."

THIS LISTING IS FOR A FULL NAME
+$5 to add a Degree, Doctorate, or Title (you choose, or I can choose for you)
For Other Name Options Please See My Other Listings

Let's face it, your little dude needs a name. How else is it supposed to file for bankruptcy? I joke, but some of you... 👀

Let me name your d*ck. Send me up to 3 photos and a few sentences about it's personality, and let me know if you want your little soldier's name to be whimsical, humiliating, or like a normal name, etc. Otherwise it's dealer's choice.

I will send you a Printable PDF certificate of naming for you to proudly display (DIGITAL ITEM).

Once Named, You are honor bound to use the name forever. In every bedroom situation, locker room, whatever... That's it's name now.

If you find that it's personality changes over time you can file for a Name Change (see Change of Name Listing) where you can choose it's name or I can rename it for you.

🌈LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY🌈
Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns
If pronouns are unlisted I will a**ume He/Him/His

50.00 USD

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