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Harpytalons
5.00 USD
Harpytalons
Lets get down to bra** tax: You're unf*ckable, and it's time to pay the Harpy. We'll keep this one at $10 because we all know you've been saving up to move out of that basement. Instead of doing productive stuff with your time you're on here, paying for s*x because nobody wants to touch that with a 10ft pole. Maybe it's all the fedoras you wear? Maybe it's your raging B.O. Maybe it's that thick miasma of misogyny couched in a self pitying cry of "GIRLS ONLY SAY THEY WANT NICE GUYS BUT HERE I AM ALL ALONE". Maybe it's the gaunt-dead-eyed-video-games-and-jackin'-it-for-36-hours-straight look you're failing to rock... I don't know... all I know is, ya' gross. For every MGTOW blog post you've ever read and nodded in agreement with, pay me. If your stupid brain ever thought "Andrew Tate is really on to something" PAY. ME. If you've ever uttered the phrases "Men's Rights" or "s**ual Market Value" pay me, you coward. For every door you've held open, friend zone you've stayed in, or task you've done because you hoped it would get you laid, pay me. On behalf of every woman you thought was a wh*re simply because she wasn't sleeping with you, you will pay me. Every time you've tipped your ugly dandruff covered fedora off your fat f*cking head and said "M'lady", PAY. ME. TWICE. Did you want something in return for your money? It's far too late and you're far too gone for that sh*t. You could have bought a self help book. Applied for a job. Moved out of your mother's basement. But hey, maybe another fedora might just work this time. Rules: Pay up and shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't message me. Just don't. You Disgust Me.
10.00 USD
Harpytalons
It's time for these old favorites to retire. Worn overnight for sleep, after showers these panties have served me well. The elastic is wearing out and the cloth is threadbare. There are 2 holes in the front/crotch area Honestly, it's weird to me that someone might want them, but waste not, want not, so here you go, weirdos. Wear Date: March 14 night - thru March 15 morning. Just took them off and Sealed them in a ziploc for "freshness" LOL whyyyyyyy. Can wash and wear again on request so they're even "fresher" for an extra $5 tip. Otherwise they'll sit in that ziploc and ferment. About Me: Busty (40 DDD still small) hourgla** BBW mature blonde, prude in the streets, cougar in the sheets. 90s music is the best music. Thinks this whole thing is absurdly funny. Thinks it's even funnier that my husband would be so mad if he found out I was doing this. Free shipping to continental US Allergy Alert: Household has dogs 🐕
35.00 USD
Harpytalons
"What's in a name? That which we call a d*ck by any other name...." THIS LISTING IS FOR A FIRST NAME ONLY For Other Name Options Please See My Other Listings Let's face it, your little dude needs a name. How else is it supposed to file for bankruptcy? I joke, but some of you... 👀 Let me name your d*ck. Send me up to 3 photos and a few sentences about it's personality, and let me know if you want your little soldier's name to be whimsical, humiliating, or like a normal name, etc. Otherwise it's dealer's choice. I will send you a Printable PDF certificate of naming for you to proudly display (DIGITAL ITEM). Once Named, You are honor bound to use the name forever. In every bedroom situation, locker room, whatever... That's it's name now. If you find that it's personality changes over time you can file for a Name Change (see Change of Name Listing) where you can choose it's name or I can rename it for you. 🌈LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY🌈 Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns If pronouns are unlisted I will a**ume He/Him/His
25.00 USD
Kinks_and_curves
I want you to be the best dressed sissy while I drain you So we agree a price per like and comment and length of the game For each amount of agreed numbers hit you wear another sissy item or put on another sissy thing For example every 5 likes you put on a pair of panties then perfume , this is of course up for discussion how you want to do it We continue until the time is up You can send a photo when it’s over if you’re comfortable and I can post it or keep it between us and I’ll even include a sissy ID you can remain anonymous for the drain and if I post the photo if that’s more comfortable Deposit required
20.00 GBP
ItsLayla
Goddess foot ignore video call! You don’t deserve my attention, or anything for that matter. Choose the duration of you being ignored whilst looking at the lowest part of me, because you don’t deserve the rest. £5 per minute
5.00 GBP
Elliebelliee
You’re obviously obsessed when you keep lerkin on my page so here’s a tax for you.. Impress me if you can.
5.00 GBP