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Harpytalons
30.00 USD
Harpytalons
Be My Virtual Pet Let me show you I do care about you. I will get and name a Gigapet after you, care for it, and keep it alive for 2 weeks. Listing includes: Unboxing/Aliving Video Photo of the Name Screen Proof of life. Photos and/or a short video every day of said pet and age screen and life score for two weeks. A daily compliment about what a nice pet you are. Bonus occasional chat/videos/etc about you and your virtual counterpart You can choose the pet: Floppy Frog Pixel Puppy T-Rex Starcat/CompuKitty Unicorn Tamogatchi (it evolves, you don't get to choose) If you are in the USA, For an extra $50 I will mail the gigapet to you after the two weeks is up. You will need to reinsert the battery and press the bu*ton on the back, but it should arrive to you in the same save state as when I take the battery out. Rules: No S*xting No Nudity Just me pretending to care about you. Shhhhh. Good pet. Sit. Lie down. good pet.
150.00 USD
Harpytalons
I specialize in Humiliation and Degradation, but I'm also more than capable of crafting you an honest rating or perhaps you'd like praise? My overall style has been noted as coming across a bit satirical, but I mean every word I write. Looking for something unique and different? Check out my special listings for d*ck poems, haikus, naming your d*ck, and more. Delivery for d*ck rates may take up to 4 business days. A lot of thought is put into them. While a quick turn around is nice for some, consider this... I will be thinking about your d*ck that entire time. And there is something is to be said for Antici..... ....pation. Your rating will be sent as a commemorative printable PDF, as well as text in an email. Print and proudly display your rating for all to see. The rules for a "cla**ic" rating: - You may send up to 5 photos of your d*ck - I will craft a thoughtful rating of at least 2 paragraphs on several parameters depending on the style of rating you choose. - 🌈LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY🌈 Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns. If pronouns are unlisted I will a**ume He/Him/His. - This is about your genitalia, not mine. I may or may not include descriptions of what a hypothetical partner may or may not experience with your d*ck, but it will be based mostly on you. You may choose: - Honest: A compliment sandwich. Choose how you want it to end (high note/low note) - Humiliation: A brutal and verbose rating. Please communicate boundaries after purchase. - Praise: Read this and walk away feeling like a first-rate c*cksman. After you receive your rating please know that we're done with the transaction. I do not offer JOI, S*xting, Etc. I do not want to be messaged unless it's for a further paid service.
50.00 USD
Harpytalons
They still have a mild vinegar smell. I'm willing to put a few days wear on them for +$25 Ugg brand wool insole, never worn with socks. Size 11. Fluffy in some spots, ragged in others. I'll stick a dirty Foot right in a boot I don't even care. Free shipping to Continental USA only.
75.00 USD
Freyonfire
Want to feel like the floor under my feet? Or What I walk on multiple time a day? You now Can! By purchasing my dirt from dust pan. It’s $10 for a surprise to be thrown in. But will include 1 photo of me, dustpan +broom. Intentional shipping must be done with custom orders.
35.00 USD
Hotihomleygirl
I've scrubbed every bit of my s**i self with this loofah and now it wants a new home for someone to get pleasure from 😈 price will include postage of my choice
10.00 GBP
ShadowSirenCurves
Your chance to worship my divine upkeep like the pathetic pay pig you are. 💰 WHAT YOU’RE FUNDING: *Daily Coffee (Because my caffeine needs are more important than your rent) *Signature Facial (So my skin stays as soft as your willpower is weak) *New Nails (Sharp claws to count your cash with, and a fresh coat to match my mood) *Ma**age (So I can relax, knowing you're stressed about affording my next treatment) *Pedicure (Feet so flawless, you’ll never be allowed to touch them) *Intimate Waxing (Smooth perfection… and no, you won’t ever see it) 📜 How It Works: Choose a treatment from my upcoming appointments. Send the full amount + a 20% "Gratitude Tax" (for letting you participate). Receive proof of payment (receipts) and a custom 10-second clip of me enjoying your money. 💋 Your Reward? The privilege of knowing your pathetic existence fuels my radiance. Now open your wallet and prove your worth. DM to claim your bill. First come, first served… just like your dignity.
5.00 GBP