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Harpytalons
5.00 USD
Harpytalons
I am rediscovering my love of painting. I've been told I'm decent. Help me practice by comissioning an original artwork of your d*ck. Send me your best 3 photos of your d*ck. We'll email to discuss which shot would work best for your painting. Please note: I will be experimenting with artistic style and color. I will work in studio acrylics for this listing (oils take too long to dry). You will recieve a medium sized stretched canvas, up to 10"x10" but dimensions may vary. Painting will be dried, sealed and sent by usps priority mail.
200.00 USD
Harpytalons
Ok... I know what you're thinking.... this is probably a trap, right? Wrong! Sometimes all you really need is a kind word, and honestly, Erotic Satire aside, I genuinely enjoy making people laugh or smile. Do you need a compliment today? Did you make/create something neat? Did you get a promotion or maybe are you underappreciated at work? Did you get a new haircut? Do you take care of your grandma? Do you need a self esteem pick-me-up? or do you need someone to tell you that you're awesome today? Maybe you got a new shirt? Send me a picture of yourself (pg-13 please! This is a wholesome service), and tell me about something you'd like acknowledged/complimented, something you're proud of, something you've made/created/accomplished etc. and I will give you a unique and genuine compliment. I'm not known for saying anything I don't mean, so know the compliment and kind words will come from the bottom of my heart. Add 5 minutes of distance energy healing: +$5 Add a custom candle spell for self love: +$10
5.00 USD
Harpytalons
Some Mossy Muddy photos from yesterday's Puddle Stomp Video. Look at my p**r dirty feet! How will they get clean??
15.00 USD