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Harpytalons
40.00 USD
Harpytalons
Look at how dirty my foot is! I'm about to cram it into my boots too, no socks or nothing! Took a spontaneous candid of my dirty Foot at work today. Honestly, this isn't even that dirty, but it's still pretty grungy. Maybe I should have you lick it clean.
3.00 USD
Harpytalons
It's you. Hi. You're the problem, It's you. It's been a long day and I'm here to tell you that you are painfully stupid. You are a thief of time and energy and you have no god damned clue you blissfully unaware yet somehow supremely entitled sh*tbird. You are rude, cra**, abrasive, and full to the brim with audacity, cringe, and unearned self esteem. You are where our faith in humanity goes to die. For every question you've asked that you could have googled yourself you will pay me. For every unsolicited opinion or moronic piece of "advice" you've foisted on an overworked underpaid person, you will pay me. For every time you've emotionally or verbally abused a person just trying to do their job and make a living because you were having a bad day, you will pay me not once, not twice, but thrice. Did you want something in return for your money? Try sucking less. It's 100% free and comes with a free 30 day trial. Rules: Pay up and shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't message me. Just don't. You're a garbage person and I hate you.
10.00 USD
Harpytalons
Ok... I know what you're thinking.... this is probably a trap, right? Wrong! Sometimes all you really need is a kind word, and honestly, Erotic Satire aside, I genuinely enjoy making people laugh or smile. Do you need a compliment today? Did you make/create something neat? Did you get a promotion or maybe are you underappreciated at work? Did you get a new haircut? Do you take care of your grandma? Do you need a self esteem pick-me-up? or do you need someone to tell you that you're awesome today? Maybe you got a new shirt? Send me a picture of yourself (pg-13 please! This is a wholesome service), and tell me about something you'd like acknowledged/complimented, something you're proud of, something you've made/created/accomplished etc. and I will give you a unique and genuine compliment. I'm not known for saying anything I don't mean, so know the compliment and kind words will come from the bottom of my heart. Add 5 minutes of distance energy healing: +$5 Add a custom candle spell for self love: +$10
5.00 USD
FootFate
She didn’t wear this one very much, super soft to the touch. Do you want her to wear it one more time?
25.00 USD
Mama245
Xtra small push up strapless bra well worn! This includes shipping! If you want some content or wear included let me know! 🤗
10.00 USD
QueenVee27
My go to Yellow Under Armour bra It’s my everyday right now! Size XL Comes with 24 hrs wear
45.00 CAD