One For The Dust Bunnies: Full Hoover Lint 💨💨

Name: One For The...
Brand: Missdemeter
SKU: MUU032198911
Price: 35.00 GBP
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Rating: 5 (7 reviews)

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Darlings, when I say I'm all about the 'All Things Worn' philosophy, I mean it literally. Every speck of dust, every lint ball is a piece of me, a remnant of my daily conquests. This collection isn't just about the physical - it's a tribute to the mundane, elevated to the status of a fetishistic artifact. 💨💨

You crave to be close to me, to touch what I've touched, and now, you can. Each item is a testament to your devotion, a contract of our relationship that transcends the traditional.

So, what are you waiting for? Embrace the allure of the hoover lint, and let the power of my essence envelop you. Add this to your collection, and show me just how much you're willing to submit to your Mistress's every whim. 🧎🧎

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