My Favourite Uni Blanket - You Can Have It Now 🧎🏻‍♂️

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Ugh, fine. I’m selling a blanket that I’ve had since my uni days. It’s been with me through countless Netflix binges, to-the-wire a**ignment deadlines, and has sometimes been used as a rug.

This brown beauty has seen it all, and I’m not ashamed to say it’s got some mysterious stains to prove it. But hey, that’s all part of its charm, right?

One side is ridiculously fluffy, like wrapping yourself in a warm hug, perfect for when I wanted to be cosy and hungover. The other side is silky smooth, ideal for when you want to feel like royalty, and I wanted to feel expensive. It’s the ultimate comfort blanket, and I’m only letting it go because I’ve ‘outgrown’ it. It’s been with me longer than most of my exes… and treated me better, too.

If you’re lucky enough to snag this bad boy, you’ll be getting a piece of my university history. It’s been to festivals, lazy Sofa Sundays, and it’s been to… let's just say, some interesting Tuesday nights.

So, are you worthy of inheriting my beloved blanket? If you think you’ve got what it takes to fill the void it’ll leave in my heart, then purchase away!

P.S Don’t even think about trying to return it.

60.00 GBP


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