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Harpytalons
15.00 USD
Harpytalons
The floor at work needs to be cleaned! Look at how dirty my foot is! Bare foot with sand and dirt stuck to it.... Size 11 wide rough foot with calluses
5.00 USD
Harpytalons
It's you. Hi. You're the problem, It's you. It's been a long day and I'm here to tell you that you are painfully stupid. You are a thief of time and energy and you have no god damned clue you blissfully unaware yet somehow supremely entitled sh*tbird. You are rude, cra**, abrasive, and full to the brim with audacity, cringe, and unearned self esteem. You are where our faith in humanity goes to die. For every question you've asked that you could have googled yourself you will pay me. For every unsolicited opinion or moronic piece of "advice" you've foisted on an overworked underpaid person, you will pay me. For every time you've emotionally or verbally abused a person just trying to do their job and make a living because you were having a bad day, you will pay me not once, not twice, but thrice. Did you want something in return for your money? Try sucking less. It's 100% free and comes with a free 30 day trial. Rules: Pay up and shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't message me. Just don't. You're a garbage person and I hate you.
10.00 USD
Harpytalons
A True Girlfriend Experience: All Day Text Argument Argue All Day over an agreed upon real-life topic. ATW Messages preferred Examples Include but Not Limited to: -You didn't do the dishes. -When are you going to clean the garage? -You've been laid off for 3 months get a f*cking job. -Who TF is Deborah and why is she texting you?! -I got a second dog without asking. -I just spent $500 on an unnecessary small kitchen appliance. We'll spend all day angry texting. Nothing will get resolved. Names will be called. Insults will be hurled. Feelings will be hurt. Our relationship might be over for real this time. You'll question everything. You'll be going to bed angry. Rules: -This is a 12 hour experience, 10am my time - 10pm my time. -We agree to schedule a day that works for us both. -You may reschedule ONCE AND ONCE ONLY. Life happens I get it. But You're the doormat, not me. -We agree on the starter topic 48 hours before "the Argument" -Just like in real life, I have other things to do during the day. I'll try my best to reply ASAP but you might have to seethe from time to time. -Just like in real life, the topic of the Argument might meander to other issues, but will always be brought back to the main issue. -NO S*XTING. NO PICTURES. Emojis / gifs ok. You don't get to have make-up s*x or any s*x. We're in a fight. -We will agree on a "safeword" for when things get too heated. -After "the Argument" We better be cool. No animosity, unless you pay me for a second Argument.
500.00 USD
Mistress_Cerise
I love getting hot and sweaty in the gym. Check out this collection of super hot and sweaty photos. Just imagine the scent
5.00 GBP