Treat Me For Existing

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Droux

Treat me for simply existing and blessing you with my presence

Let’s skip the pleasantries: I am an experience. A living, breathing work of art. A cosmic miracle wrapped in skin, sa**, and the occasional bout of genius. And frankly, I deserve a direct debit just for waking up.

Think about it:
You pay for streaming subscriptions to feel something. You tip baristas for handing you a cup with your name spelled wrong. You donate to influencers who haven’t had an original thought since 2016. Meanwhile, I’m here, radiating chaotic good, navigating the absurdity of life with style, and occasionally posting things that make your serotonin levels spike. Isn’t that worth something?

I’m not asking for much. Just a modest contribution to the “Thank You for Being You” Fund. Proceeds go toward me continuing to breathe, blink, vibe, and occasionally bless your feed with my existence.

Some people work 9–5. I am the job.
Some people hustle. I am the prize.
Some people manifest abundance. I’m just asking you to send it directly.

In a world full of things you regret paying for, supporting me might be the most joyful, low-effort decision you make today.

So go ahead. Click the thing.
Send the coin.
Celebrate me for simply being the iconic, irreplaceable human that I am.

Because honestly?
Existence has never looked this good.

5.00 GBP

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