☕ Spill Queen’s Sloppy Little Rag 💅

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So… I knocked over my coffee this afternoon like the chaotic little minx I am, and this p**r excuse of a tea towel took the brunt of the mess. Mopped up every drop like the obedient thing it is. Now it's damp, stained, and totally infused with the aftermath of my clumsiness (and probably a bit of my attitude too).

Want to know the best part? I genuinely can’t remember the last time I washed it. Seriously. God only knows what other mysteries are lingering in its threads -
crumbs of indulgence, splashes of sauce, traces of skin, smoke, perfume... maybe even a smudge of my lipstick from when I wiped my fingers mid-bite. It’s practically a biohazard in fabric form.

This isn’t just a tea towel. It’s a chaotic domestic relic, touched by me, used by me, soiled by me, and now it's your filthy little treasure. One-of-a-kind.

Do with it what you will. Frame it. Worship it. Sniff it till your eyes water. But don’t say I didn’t warn you. 😘

15.00 GBP

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