Small D*ck Tax

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Look down between your legs. Where there is supposed to be a c*ck a tiny little shrimp d*ck? Can it even be measured on a ruler? 🤭 If you have a clitty for a d*ck it's time to play your taxes because that "thing" is not doing anything but looking like a pathetic work between your legs.
When you want to whack off with your pair of tweezers, make sure you pay your tax to Goddess before pumping that shrimp. ✨

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