Send Me Your D*ck Pics And I Will Rate Them Honestly. Are You Ready To Be Complimented Or Roasted?

Send Me Your D*ck Pics And I Will Rate Them Honestly. Are You Ready To Be Complimented Or Roasted? photo

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Maddie_Stafford

Ready to be seen, sized up, and maybe ruined a little?
Let’s see if your D*ck is worth my time — or just another cautionary tale.

What You Get:

A cheeky, detailed written review

A 1–10 rating with context (because numbers without words are boring)

Soft praise, teasing humiliation, or a mix of both — depending on how you ask


Group ratings available on request
Only for the brave.

5.00 GBP

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