Petition For A D*ck Name Change: Previous Naming Customers Only
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Harpytalons
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Harpytalons 
Incel Tax...
Lets get down to bra** tax: You're unf*ckable, and it's time to pay the Harpy. We'll keep this one at $10 because we all know you've been saving up to move out of that basement. Instead of doing productive stuff with your time you're on here, paying for s*x because nobody wants to touch that with a 10ft pole. Maybe it's all the fedoras you wear? Maybe it's your raging B.O. Maybe it's that thick miasma of misogyny couched in a self pitying cry of "GIRLS ONLY SAY THEY WANT NICE GUYS BUT HERE I AM ALL ALONE". Maybe it's the gaunt-dead-eyed-video-games-and-jackin'-it-for-36-hours-straight look you're failing to rock... I don't know... all I know is, ya' gross. For every MGTOW blog post you've ever read and nodded in agreement with, pay me. If your stupid brain ever thought "Andrew Tate is really on to something" PAY. ME. If you've ever uttered the phrases "Men's Rights" or "s**ual Market Value" pay me, you coward. For every door you've held open, friend zone you've stayed in, or task you've done because you hoped it would get you laid, pay me. On behalf of every woman you thought was a wh*re simply because she wasn't sleeping with you, you will pay me. Every time you've tipped your ugly dandruff covered fedora off your fat f*cking head and said "M'lady", PAY. ME. TWICE. Did you want something in return for your money? It's far too late and you're far too gone for that sh*t. You could have bought a self help book. Applied for a job. Moved out of your mother's basement. But hey, maybe another fedora might just work this time. Rules: Pay up and shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't message me. Just don't. You Disgust Me.
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Harpytalons
Cheap A**hole Tax...
You're a cheap a**hole and now it's time to pay the Harpy. You're a cheapsk*te skinflint miserly a**hole and you know it. Every time someone tells you you're a cheapa**, you drag your pathetic self over here and pay your tax. Every time you try to haggle with one of the fine sellers on this platform trying to make a living, you pay tribute to me. Every time you skip a tip, go to the dollar store, buy something off-brand, use a groupon, f**king steal a sugar packet.... you drag your bogus, scroungy, second-rate self over here and you pay me. You pay me not because you've got something to prove. You're not showing anyone that you aren't cheap. You pay me because deep down in your stingy soul you know you're a covetous, parsimonious, ungrateful, tightfisted a**hat. You should be ashamed. Did you want something in return for your money? Too bad, so sad. You should have spent it on nicer people and nicer stuff when you had the chance. But you didn't because you're a penny-pinching sh*tbag. Rules: Pay up and shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't message me. Just don't. You f*cking cheapsk*te.
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First snow of the season and I couldn't wait to get my giant yeti feet in the snow ❄️👣❄️👣❄️ My toes were so cold! 🥶 ❄️👣
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