Loser Tax

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MistressPerri

💸 Because failure has a price – and it’s time you paid up. 💸

Let’s face it—you’re a loser. No achievements worth bragging about, no backbone to stand tall, and certainly no financial discipline. But lucky for you, I’ve got the perfect way to give your sad little existence some meaning: The Loser Tax.

This isn’t a purchase; it’s a privilege. A pathetic little tribute that reminds you of exactly what you are—someone who exists to be drained, used, and reminded of their place.

So go ahead, open that wallet. You weren’t going to spend it on anything important anyway. Pay your Loser Tax now.

5.00 USD

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