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Harpytalons
40.00 USD
Harpytalons
Another day went by and your d*ck didn't get any bigger. It's time to pay the Harpy. Your d*ck is so small, you pay double the normal tax to make up for it. It's so small you could pick locks with it. It looks like it just sailed in from Lilliput. It would be better put to use skewering olives in my martini. If it doesn't vibrate it has no business being pocket sized. How do you even manage to not p** on your shoes? It looks like one of those dinky pencils you get at a mini golf course, you pathetic wretch of a person. For every partner you have left or will leave unsatisfied, pay me. For every guffaw your bu*ton mushroom draws out of a potential lover, pay me. For every "is it in yet?" omg, you diminutive d*ck slinging dipwad, you better god-damned pay me. If you've ever heard or said any of these teeny-weeny-p**ny-apologist phrases: "It's not the size of the boat it's the motion in the ocean" "It's ok, if it was too big it would be intimidating" "It's not the tool it's how you use it" OR ANY VARIATION THERE OF You. Will. Pay. Me. Did you want something in return for your money? Oh well. You should have invested in a strap-on instead to make up for what you lack. Rules: Pay up and shut up. Don't talk to me. Don't message me. Just don't. Your name is Nubs now.
20.00 USD
Harpytalons
"What's in a name? That which we call a d*ck by any other name...." THIS LISTING IS FOR A FIRST NAME ONLY For Other Name Options Please See My Other Listings Let's face it, your little dude needs a name. How else is it supposed to file for bankruptcy? I joke, but some of you... 👀 Let me name your d*ck. Send me up to 3 photos and a few sentences about it's personality, and let me know if you want your little soldier's name to be whimsical, humiliating, or like a normal name, etc. Otherwise it's dealer's choice. I will send you a Printable PDF certificate of naming for you to proudly display (DIGITAL ITEM). Once Named, You are honor bound to use the name forever. In every bedroom situation, locker room, whatever... That's it's name now. If you find that it's personality changes over time you can file for a Name Change (see Change of Name Listing) where you can choose it's name or I can rename it for you. 🌈LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY🌈 Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns If pronouns are unlisted I will a**ume He/Him/His
25.00 USD
Harpytalons
I will craft you an original poem about your d*ck. You can choose the tone/focus: Funny, Sweet, Praise, Humiliation, Whimsical, Honorable, etc.... Or I can choose for you. The form of poetry will be my choice. Including but not limited to: sonnet, rondel, sestina, blank verse, or more. Send me up to 5 photos of your d*ck, and a description of its likes/dislikes and its personality, and it's proud and not so proud moments. Your original poem will be delivered as a decorative Printable PDF file. 🌈LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY🌈 Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns If pronouns are uncommunicated I will a**ume He/Him/His
50.00 USD
SuccyfuccyfeetwithMolly
Welcome to Lowered Expectations! Where the unmatchable never match and the virgins never break up with their c*msocks. Where the wretched, the ugly, the failures and the socially challenged degrade themselves on camera, for our enjoyment, because no one will date them and they have no other options. Lowered Expectations features only the lowest of the low! Submit your video ad today and we guarantee you'll stay a pathetic loser for life! Ready to join? It's easy! You'll need to submit a video ad of yourself with your screenname, kinks and a little about yourself. Molly will be your dating coordinator and she'll a**ist. Every submission is guaranteed to humiliate you! To start your membership to Lowered Expectations, contact Molly and pay your $25 membership fee. She'll give you instructions on what a pathetic loser should include in their video. You can censor your face, our members might even prefer that you did. Be sure to mention your penis size, if you have a penis. If it fits in an empty 🚽 paper tube, you're definitely a shrimp d*ck loser. If you're a flat chested sl*t, don't leave that out! Those are the facts our members want to hear! Your video should be 2-4 minutes long, you describe your pathetic self and you should look your worst! The bottom of the barrel expects no more than that. Return your video to Molly and sit in misery while you wait to hear if there's a single person on this planet who would date you. Spoiler alert: there isn't! Your membership to Lowered Expectations includes: ℹ️Not much, what did you expect? ℹ️A digital membership card with your screenname ℹ️Your screenname on your dating coordinator’s ATW profile naming as a card carrying member of Lowered Expectations ℹ️Your video ad will be frequently shown to women and men. Your dating coordinator will share your video with as many people as possible. We want everyone to see your video humiliation! ℹ️ Your membership is good for 30 days. After your initial fee, it is $5/mo to keep your membership in it's pathetic standing. ℹ️p****dic updates from your dating coordinator - even though she will never find you a match. She probably won't even remember to update you, you're pretty forgettable. Contact Molly and join today. You might regret it, but by then it will be too late and your money will be ours! $25 for instructions, video return and membership “benefits” $5/mo to continue as a named “member” on my profile.
25.00 USD
Blondieloux
Are you a sissy or a sub? 😈 or maybe you just enjoy being humiliated 🤷🏼♀️ let your goddess take control and I’ll put you right in your place. All fetishes are welcome. 💦 SPH 💦 roleplay 💦 humiliation 💦 feet humiliation s**ting - £2.00 per minute just text or £3 per minute with unlimited pics/clips 📸 Custom content - £5 per minute depending on request 🖤 Sissy/sub for the day - message me 🩷
20.00 GBP
Lills
🦶🏻👣🧎🏻♀️➡️🚗 I am not new to the good old crushing fetish! May that be with my feet, my hands, my knees, or even my car wheel! Whatever you fantasy is.. let’s live it out! Can be done via video call, photos, or video clips! Price dependant on items, method & time 🫶🏻
20.00 GBP