George W Bush

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TomPhoenix

Ode to a pubic hair

I found you in my bed,
How'd you wind up there?
You are a mystery,
Little black curly hair!
Little black curly hair!
Little black, little black,
Little black, little black,
Little black curly hair.
-Phoebe Buffay

If you’re into the man bush, curly pubes, well you know what to do.

*pubes, not d*ck pics

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