Dirty Little Secrets: Q-tips That Have Cleaned My Ears 👂🏻 (Pack Of 5)

Name: Dirty Little Secrets:...
Brand: Missdemeter
SKU: MUU032172559
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Dirty Little Secrets: Q-tips That Have Cleaned My Ears 👂🏻 (Pack Of 5) photo

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These Q-tips have been deep into my business, soaking up the secrets, sa**, and scandal of my daily routine. Not to mention cleaning out all the nonsense I have to listen to from men at work. Mansplaining? Not on my watch!

Slightly dirty, definitely used, and absolutely drenched in attitude - just like me.

Handle with care, worship accordingly. 😈💅

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