💸 D*ck Size Tax – Pay According To What You Can’t Offer 💸

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BrookesBottoms

Here’s how this works:
You measure that pathetic excuse you call a c*ck....
Then you pay me based on how small it is.

💬 The smaller the d*ck, the higher the tax.
Because let’s be real, if you’re not packing, then your only value is in your wallet.

📏 Choose your fate:

5”–6”? Average boys pay a little...

Under 5”? You’re a certified tiny-d*cked loser. Open wide, I mean, open your bank account. 💳

Under 3”? You’re not even a man. You’re a wallet with a nub. Your tax is brutal.

See Photo and Add Ons Prices for your Payment.

⛔ No lying. I know you’re desperate to lie.... but guess what? Every liar pays DOUBLE 😈 I may ask for photo proof... 😈

Think you’re brave enough to measure for me?
Or are you just a scared little d*cklet who knows this tax is going to bankrupt him?

Measure. Report. Pay.
I own your size now. 😈

10.00 USD

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