HoneyFilledOasis
I give you a honest rating of your c*ck. 🍆 ⭐️1- Is that even a penis? Why does it look so sad?🤢 ✨2- Barely pa**able c*ck. Honestly depressed me to see it.😩 ⭐️3- Meh. I feel like I would break it if I tried to ride it. 🙄 ✨4- It is almost okay. Definitely works for me but not well.😕 ⭐️5- That is the most average penis I have ever seen. Good job.🙃 ✨6- Nice c*ck! Not bad at all. (Not great but not bad)🙂 ⭐️7- You have a very handsome c*ck, sir. ✨8- Now that is a nice d*ck. Not the best, but still nice😌😊 ⭐️9- This is a f**kable d*ck. 🥰 ✨10- GOD TIER c*ck. I haven't seen a better one yet.🥵🤩 ADD ONS: ♥️$5 —> paragraph of what I like and dislike 🩷$25 —> rate my pu**y 🧡$5 —> Praise Review (only good things!) 💛$5 —> Degrading Review (all bad 😈) ♥️$15 —> Review from me and my partner 🩷$10 —> 2 minute video review 🧡$20 —> 2 minute naked video review Ask me about group reviews!! I’d be happy to put together a group of sellers so we can all collectively grade your d*ck 🏵I don’t bite very hard so feel free to approach and ask questions🏵
5.00 USD
PrettyMissLexi
d*ck rating via message 1/10 with a couple of words to explain the rating.
3.00 GBP
Pirateprincessx
One of my favorites! Let me date your d*ck! I can be nice, honest, or mean! Let me know which flavor you prefer. Detailed written ratings are $10 and based on the criteria of length, girth, special features (curve, color, tip, etc), manscaping, and general aesthetic quality of your photos. Video ratings are $25 and filmed naked and based on the same criteria.
10.00 USD