D*ck Rating Games – Humiliation, Praise, Tarot, School Reports & More!

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Welcome to my signature d*ck Rate Game Collection — where your c*ck isn’t just judged, it’s played with. I don’t just rate your d*ck… I turn it into a filthy experience.

Choose from 8 deliciously wicked rating games, each with a unique tone — bratty, cruel, playful, humiliating, or sultry. Want praise? I’ll purr it. Want to be roasted? Oh, I’ll drag it.

All ratings include custom-written responses and optional add-ons like voice notes, captioned pics, graphic overlays, and audio roleplay. Perfect for SPH lovers, praise pets, kinksters, and curious boys.

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Available Games (Choose 1 or more) - £10 per game

1️⃣Rate & Roast Roulette – Spin for praise, roast, or bratty mockery.

2️⃣d*ck Draft – Which team are you on? Fluffer or Fantasy Star?

3️⃣Porn Star Potential – Could you get cast… or cut? £12

4️⃣d*ck GPA – School-style report card with cheeky grading.

5️⃣Fantasy Fit Finder – Find your fetish match.

6️⃣Smash, Shame, or Shelf It – One judgment. Brutal.

7️⃣d*ck Tarot – Erotic oracle reading for your fate.

8️⃣Build-a-d*ck Workshop – Humiliating breakdown of your “parts.”

9️⃣CEO c*ck Evaluation- You’re applying for a role. I’m the boss reviewing your package.

🔟Worship-Worthy or Worthless? - Would I ever get on my knees? Or would I laugh, step over it, and move on?

1️⃣1️⃣Naughty Nurse Report

You’re overdue for your c*ck check. Naughty medical humiliation or praise.

1️⃣2️⃣ c*m-mentary Review - You send your mess. I rate your aim, volume, and sticky impact.

1️⃣3️⃣ d*ck Pic Disaster File - Brutal roast. I add your pic to my gallery of pathetic shaft fails.

1️⃣4️⃣d*ck Zodiac Reading - Your d*ck gets a made-up star sign with fetish compatibility included.

1️⃣5️⃣d*ck Devotion Ritual - You offer your c*ck as tribute. I judge if it’s worthy of my attention.

1️⃣6️⃣Before & After: Rate Me Again - Submit a second photo. I compare, judge progress, or call regression.

1️⃣7️⃣ Brat b**ch Breakdown - Pure brat energy. No filter. No help. Just unrelenting mockery.

1️⃣8️⃣c*m & Confess - You confess a dirty deed with your rating. I react to both.

1️⃣9️⃣d*ck Alignment Chart - Lawful Small? Chaotic Thick? I place your c*ck on a kinky DnD-style grid.

2️⃣0️⃣ “c*ck or Not?” Game - Is it even worth calling a c*ck? Let me decide if it qualifies.

2️⃣1️⃣d*ck Duel - You vs another buyer. I compare both c*cks. Only one wins.

2️⃣2️⃣s**ting Scorecard - You send your dirty message. I rate both your c*ck AND your s**ting.

2️⃣3️⃣d*ck Moodboard - I describe your c*ck as an aesthetic: sad boy? messy jock? clean king?

2️⃣4️⃣d*ck Horoscope Roast - Zodiac meets SPH. I match your sign to a c*ck fate. Scorpio? You’re doomed.

2️⃣5️⃣Fantasy Application: Use My c*ck - You apply to be used in one of my filthy scenes. I approve or reject you.

2️⃣6️⃣ “Would I Sit On It?” - Honest, filthy answer — would I ride, tease, edge you, or walk away?

2️⃣7️⃣s** Toy Comparison Game - I compare your d*ck to my toys. Bigger? Better? Or outcla**ed?

2️⃣8️⃣One-Word c*ck Rating - You get a single word. Savage, s**ual, or surprising.

2️⃣9️⃣Size Queen Roast - I judge your c*ck from a Size Queen’s POV. Big d*ck? Prove it. Small d*ck? Prepare.

3️⃣0️⃣d*ck Fashion Show - Send your pic. I give it a theme: runway-ready or charity case?

3️⃣1️⃣c*ck Caption Game - You send a pic, I return a caption. Hot, humiliating, or hilarious.

3️⃣2️⃣d*ck Auction Fantasy - I rate your shaft like it’s up for auction — who’d bid? How much?

3️⃣3️⃣Emoji-Only Rating - Your c*ck, rated in 3 emojis. Decode if you’re brave.

3️⃣4️⃣d*ck-on-a-Scale - Rated from 1 to “You wish.” Simple scale, savage outcome.

3️⃣5️⃣d*ck IQ Test - How smart is your c*ck? Dumb jock? Genius tease toy?

3️⃣6️⃣JOI Fit Check - Would I use your c*ck in a JOI? Or leave it aching and ignored?

3️⃣7️⃣Tribute Token Test - You offer a tribute. I rate your c*ck after you pay your dues.

3️⃣8️⃣Sensory Rating - I rate what your c*ck would taste like. Spoiler: not everyone wins.

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Add-Ons (Optional Extras):
🔹Voice Note Reply (custom tone): +£8–£10
🔹Captioned Pic with Text or Labels: +£4–£6
🔹Bratty Audio or JOI Tease: +£7–£10
🔹Double Rating or Scene Script Add-On: +£5–£7

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Bundles:

Triple Game Pack (Pick 3): £25
Ultimate Game Pack (All 8): £65 Includes 1 voice note + 1 image add-on

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How to Order:
1️⃣Message me with the game(s) you want.
2️⃣Send your pic and let me know your preferred tone (humiliating, bratty, nurturing, praise).
3️⃣Add any extras or bundles you fancy.
4️⃣I deliver your custom rating(s) within 24–48 hours.

Let’s turn that c*ck into content. Game on, baby

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