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Which one are you? Let dad rate your c*ck and send you a paragraph. You tell me, SPH, honest, or flattering. Rated on a 50 point scale based on length, girth, structure, appearance, and grooming. For 3 dollars extra you can also send a c*mshot and get extra credit. NO Unsolicited pics. WI’ll only accept pic after you have paid for your order.

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