Clean Up After Me, Loser 🧽🧽

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You're willing to pay for the privilege of cleaning up after me? That's hilarious. I've used these sponges to wipe down my kitchen counters, scrub away at last night's dishes, and God knows what else. They're stained, they're worn and falling apart, one's been singed somehow, and they're probably crawling with bacteria. But hey, if you're into that sort of thing, be my guest. 🧽

You'll get two used sponges, which have been thoroughly exhausted by my culinary exploits. They're not even worthy of cleaning my floors, but I suppose they might be good enough for you. Who knows, maybe you'll even get a thrill from using something that's been touched by my royal hands.

Don't bother, or should I say, good luck trying to clean them, though. They're beyond salvation. Just take them, use them, and be grateful that I deigned to sell them to you in the first place. Loser. 🧽

30.00 GBP


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