Chicago Worn Socks

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These socks are quite special and unique, which is why they are priced higher than my other pairs. Recently I took a vacation to Chicago, and these are the socks I wore for the entire 5 days in my smelliest pair of shoes. We used only public transport so I walked 40+ miles in warm weather with these babies. Let me be absolutely clear, these socks are DESTROYED. I can’t even wear them in public because they stink through my shoes so badly. They are still plenty sweaty even after a week of storage in a ziplock. Upon purchase I will wear them for a jog to make sure you receive the freshest scent, but don’t get mad at me if your property value drops after just opening the bag when they arrive. You will also get a video of me p**ling them off before shipping. They are the sweatiest and smelliest pair I’ve worn. Now what if you want me to wear them for more days..? Well I can do that but it will have to be $20 for each additional day because of the lengths I’d have to go to try and mask the scent while wearing. You will not be disappointed if you purchase these!

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