Buy Me A Coffee

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Item: “Buy Gaz a Coffee” – Morning Wood Fuel

What You’re Giving: £5–£10 toward a strong, black builder’s brew (two sugars, no shame)

What You’re Getting: That warm, dirty satisfaction of fueling your favourite sweaty lad before he gets down and dirty on site

Description:
Every filthy shift starts with a steaming cup of grit. When you buy Gaz a coffee, you’re doing more than perking him up you’re powering the man who powers your fantasies. That caffeine hits, the sweat starts dripping, and by lunch, his socks are already soaked and boxers cling like clingfilm. Coincidence? Doubt it.

Includes (Optional):

A rugged thank-you selfie mid-slurp

A short, low-growl voice note: “Cheers, lad this one’s for you”

Priority on daily-wear item requests (extra funk, faster)

“Fuel me now, sniff me later.”

5.00 GBP

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